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Who are we really?

The Department Heads Of C.U.L.T

It is essential for every ship to have a captain, and every captain must have a cabinet of officers to ensure that the ship operates efficiently. Therefore, I handpicked mine and may or may not have had them custom built.

"For The Love of Life"

3 Simple Policies

Harassment Policy

Harassing people online is a lot of fun, isn't it? There is no doubt that it is. Do you know what else is fun? The crazy shit Dr. Price builds for me in our laboratories. As well as the goofy things I can make these things do that violate every human right.

Creep Policy

Hey, I noticed you like getting too comfortable with people and doing things that might make you seem a bit... creepy .. Well, I have the perfect team for you! I have a recon team of goblins that are cross-trained between SAS and Army Delta! During the night, they are very adept at breaking into people's homes and dragging them outside to be field dressed. I believe their record is 30 seconds.

Dickhead Policy

Being a dick to people who are trying to do their job makes B.O.B very upset. However, B.O.B desires friends, and we tend to provide them with what they desire since they are such good big old bastards that I care very deeply for. In the past, B.O.B have been known to break their friends and then eat them. However, I am confident that you will be fine.

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